T.I.C. "This is China"

There is really no way to convey how strange China can be at times... Coming from North America, there are so many things that are just done differently, or were lost in translation, or just plain mistakes. I try to take pictures of these things when I can. T.I.C. or This is China is what people say here when we find another westerner trying to understand what they are seeing and to make sense of it through a western lens, so it seemed like a good title.
Anyway here are a few of my favorites, there will be more to come I am sure.

If your car is going to explode, you cannot allow it to happen here... 

This sign says "caution extremely hot water" the spigots are ~2 feet off the ground and have no safety lock on them. Basically they were made to entice and scald children. 

Paunch of Pig anyone? (now with Egg)

1 box tissue... so that has always been what has been missing from the combo meal at the bar

That'll teach you to drive on the side walk. (The hole under this car goes down ~5 feet and that tire is basically in mid air)
These holes in teh side walk are everywhere, and often do not have covers or they have broken covers. You cannot "zone out" while running or walking or you will fall in a hole. 

This was taken from the car as we drove by... the sign is ~200 feet long and 50 feet tall, and of course misspelled. It says:
"Dalian Best City Biodiverse/Emerging/Sciience/Technology  

The mad driving the fork lift is on the phone and has just crashed into the shelf. The  other man is also on the phone and run under the ropes blocking the isle and was under the forklift when the driver hit the shelf. Neither person seemed to notice this event.  

They just leave the "caution wet floor" sign up next to the urinals now

This guy wanted to have his picture taken with me... who am I to say no. 

While guys in the back of trucks is nothing new to me... guys in the back of a box truck, sitting on chairs and waving at us was a little novel... 

We were in a club, an up scale dance club, the kind you would find in old town Scottsdale, at 2am, and I turned around and this guy was behind me making balloon animals...  

One of many "Do not pee on the floor" signs that are ignored everyday

This shirt looks like Hitler... so they added a little arrow that indicates that it is in fact Charlie Chaplin. I still don't get it. 

These guys were balancing on top of a scaffold, and every time the guy on top ripped out a roof tile he almost knocked the guy below off. I don't know what the guy in yellow was doing, he never seemed to do any work in the 5 min I watched him almost get hit with things.

DIY plumbing (yes, that is a flexible hose running from the urinal to the drain)

This picture was 5 feet wide and 4 feet tall, and can be yours for only 2,800

This woman was selling gloves stolen from Intel on the street... she was wearing them to show how good they are. 

This guy was the only one on this scaffold wearing a fall harness... but he had it wrapped around his neck.